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You Have Got To Be Kidding Me With This OMSI Class
The Science of Portlandia – Tips for the Kindergarten Hipster
Diapers are so OVER! The time is now to transform your kindergartner into a full-fledged hipster.
You can’t deny that Portland is made for hipsters. Hipsters are more than a subject. Hipsters are everywhere we look, and understanding hipsters is essential to understanding our world. Join OMSI instructors in this exciting class designed for kindergartners to transform their lives. In this week-long class, your kindergartner will participate in hands-on hipster science including the following fun activities:
- Craft Root Beer Brewing at Home
- Fixed-Gear Tricycle Repair
- Franchising your Artisan Lemonade Stand Business
- Building Your Own Backyard Pony Stables
- How to Grow Awesome Facial Hair Before Puberty
- Custom Sippy Cups for your Etsy Shop
- Creating Custom Lego Pieces Using a 3-D Printer
- Hot Chocolate Foam Design Creation
- How to Sell Your Old Onesies on Consignment and Make $$$
Space is limited! Enroll your child today for the adventure of a lifetime.
Cacao to this Kindergarten Hipster Class being a real thing that is real.
[Edit: Evidently this was an April Fools’ joke that just kept circulating. *side-eye*]
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Blitzen Trapper - “Furr”
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Pony Village live on KZME - “Insider” (Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks Cover)
My homies have mad talent, as evidenced herein.
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Always a great deal when Powell’s Books offers free shipping.
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We were just a bunch of dudes walking across the bridge wearing camo getting rad.”
“We didn’t mean to shake up the community or shut down the Burnside Bridge,” said Matthew Jenkins. “Just trying to save boobs, you know?
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