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Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: It begins with... →

Well, look who joined the party! Tumblr, I want to like you. I am determined to do so, in fact. I am already on board with your name, even the missing letter! Shine-on-you-crazy-diamond and so on. But I wanted to add a fancy background to my page and you won’t let me. Look, I know we’ve only just met, but you need to know this about me: I’m a bit of a fancy lad. I like things to look, to...

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“I’m going to start doing a lot more sets, especially around Los Angeles....”

– Patton Oswalt | Before It All Blows Up Yay!! :D

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An R. Kelly Song for Pretty Much Every Situation →

by Lindsey Weber Need a recording for your answering machine? Leave Your Name (Or try Ringtone) Is it your birthday? A friend’s birthday? It’s Your Birthday & Birthday Remix (Somebody Take a Shot With Me) Going to a funeral: I Wish (Remix) Are you an astronaut? Are you an alien? An illegal alien? Sex Planet Having a dinner party? In the Kitchen (And for after: Doin’ Dishes) Big animal...

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“Tonight as I sat down to Google ‘how long is pumpkin pie safe to...”

– File under excellent openers. (themadhapa.)

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Akira Kurosawa’s RAN: Alternate Film Score by Amrit Singh Okay, you got me. (via @DFLEISCHERCAMP.)

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Fun Holiday Recipes For Self-Sufficient Singles |... →

By Amy Cannon - - - - Empty a bag of chocolate chips in a bowl. Place the bowl in the microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds. Stir. Let cool for five minutes. Drink. - - - Buy a package of cookie dough. Eat package of cookie dough. - - - Pour cider into a mug. Heat cider in the microwave on medium high for 25 seconds. Garnish with cinnamon stick. Take a pull from a whisky bottle. Cry...

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